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“They should make cars out of hemp,” and other non-starters to making the world green

Stop Global WhiningI know it's annoying when I dig out plastic cups from the trash so I can put them in recycling. I also know it's annoying when I say, "Sorry, I can't eat that; I'm a vegetarian." But why? I don't smell like patchouli oil. I don't put "terrorist" stickers on SUVs. I'm often too lazy to ride my bike.

Yet even I can get annoyed with "being green." It has become cliché. It's as posh as Posh Spice. It's trendy. It's like the aisle of raw meat at the grocery store . . . it stinks. It reeks of money and corporate manipulation. It's ripe for criticism from conservatives and serves as evidence of the left's gullibility.

So how did we get here? How is it that caring for the environment and taking bags to the grocery store marks us as idiots ― as part of the "greenwashing" conspiracy?

For every movement there is a counter-movement. One I have found to the green movement is www.globalwarminghoax.com. I spent some time browsing posts, searching for the answer to what makes the green movement so annoying. The word that stuck out in most every post ― from those claiming Al Gore is the anti-Christ, to passionate leftists wanting to save polar bears ― was facts.

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"Facts" are flowing through this website like oil in the Gulf. And like the oil there, no one seems to understand the origin of these "facts." They just use them as undeniable truths. This torrent of "facts" ― when presented as one side arguing against another, neither of which being the origin of said "facts" ― seem to cancel each other out. Each side then resorts to the same argument: "You're an idiot."

And I am left with the remaining question: What's so annoying about being green? And how can we save the planet if we're turning people off by the mere mention of its demise?

Green PartyI sought out Champaign-Urbana's local Green Party for help. Joe Futrelle was happy to answer my questions, and offer some guidance in my search for ways to save the green movement.

Me: "Does the word "green," help or hurt the Green Party?

Joe: "The biggest problem with the term ‘green' is that it is closely associated with environmental issues, and in the minds of many voters, those issues are unconnected with other major aspects of the Green Party's philosophy, including social justice, community-based economics, electoral reform, and feminism . . . we are often pigeonholed as an environmentalist ‘interest group' rather than as a party that is calling for comprehensive change in many areas.

Me: "How can the green movement break free of stereotypes?"

Joe: "That is a political question of great importance, and our approach is to put forward credible candidates that offer real solutions to immediate problems. . . . People in the movement need to do the same. Instead of guarding the environmentalist subculture we need to embrace the aspects of mainstream culture that are compatible with sustainability."

Credible candidates . . . this brings me back to "facts." The fact is, if we want to convince those who are annoyed by us, we must put forth representatives who break free of stereotypes. We can't go around saying: "Dude, we should make cars out of hemp," and expect 80-year-old women who have always voted Republican to take environmental issues seriously. We also can't drive expensive hybrids and expect hippies to buy them . . . where are dogs supposed to ride in those things anyway?

Back to my interview with Joe . . .

Me: "I recently interviewed a U of I graduate student who said she didn't recycle because it took too much time. She also said that she was offended by the green movement because it made her feel bad about herself, and she didn't consider herself a bad person just because she doesn't think about the environment."

Joe: "It's really important that we get outside the framing of environmentalism as an issue of individual consumer choice. . . . If people were involved in the choices being made in government and industry, we could apply policy levers that are much, much more powerful than trying to police each other individually and shame each other into taking individual steps. . . . It is not going to be possible to build a movement for change by having people bicker over who makes marginally better consumer choices. We need a mass movement, not a subculture, to bring about the big changes we need."

This scares me. If we can't even get past our dodge-ball game of facts, how will we form a mass-movement? If we can't decide between paper and plastic at the grocery store, how can we move forward?

Joe ended our conversation with a final thought: "I should add that self-righteous attitudes about anything are offensive to me, but we're in the midst of a global environmental crisis and what attitude we take is much less important than what action we take to move our own lives and society in the direction of sustainability. No one ought to feel anything but humbled by the scale of the task we face if we are to succeed. And if we're satisfied with changing a few individual consumer choices, we will fail."

It seems clear to me that combative attitudes do nothing to sway one side to another. But how can we win if our actions themselves ― consumer choices ― are offensive and reinforce counter ideas? Some people buy extra large trucks and are proud to call them "gas-guzzlers" just because they're annoyed by the green movement. How can we win?

By educating ourselves on the companies that sell "green" products. By involving ourselves in government and choices larger than our day-to-day tasks. By supporting agencies with similar ideals. Greens, to me, are intelligent, humble, willing to talk, and you don't need to pop a Benadryl after they walk by. We should aim higher than arguments with neighbors, especially with those we will never convince. And the next time someone poo-poos your compost bin, or rolls their eyes when you insist on buying local produce, skip the lecture on "facts about the environment." Chances are they'll have their own "facts" to throw right back.

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Tracy Nectoux

#1

You say “smell like patchouli oil” like that’s a bad thing. ;-)

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Timbo

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People that “hate” environmentally concious folks say it is because of the holier-than-thou attitude that so many of us have or at least exude. In fact, I think it is a bit of guilt/self-loathing over the fact that they know it is the right thing to do, its not that hard, and owing to the easily understood Precautionary Principle, is the prudent course of action. How’s that for holier-than-thou?
 
The thing that really sucks about the Green Party is how awesome they are. In this upcoming sure to be a stinker of an election season in IL gubernatorial politics, Rich Whitney is looking pretty good. Unfortunately, the better he looks to the more people, the more folks he will siphon from the Democrats, quite possibly handing the IL governorship to the corrupt reactionary Brady (who is an abomination in asshole’s clothes). Ralph Nader responded well to this vein of criticism on the Daily Show a few years ago, but it doesn’t change the fact that the bettter a traditional third party does, the worse the moderate version of that third party (here the IL Dems) does.

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Stuart Tarr

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I’ve never been annoyed by the green movement, yet I’m irked daily by some sanctimonious narcissist.  Doesn’t matter the cause.   I thought Joe Futrelle stated things pretty well about what the stakes and processes/problems are.  I think it’s good that people take their cloth bags to the coop, buy small fuel-efficient cars, and do all the other consumer things that help, but it all don’t make a renminbi’s worth of difference against the local carbon footprint when some new truck terminal is built.  The real battle is in public policy, not individualist consumer choices—which is not say you shouldn’t be making those good choices.
As to the Greens, there is no future for a third party in this country’s winner take all system—never has been, never will be. The Greens need to take a look at the last successful political realignmnet, the emergence of the Republican Party.  Composed of Whigs and Know-Nothings, and dissaffected Democrats (or democratic-republicans in their lingo), the democratic-republicans, who were the progressive element of the party, made it clear they would bolt if the party was too conservative viz a viz slavery and some other issues.  Thus they wielded signifiant power to drive the party to the left, and after the war, provided the radical Republicans of reconstruction, who were sadly finally defeated in the dirty deal of 1877—leading to Jim Crow.  The Greens would be far more effective as an organized caucus in the Dem Party, affecting platforms and discourse, than in pursing the Quixotic third party quest. 
And I like Patchouli oil (in moderation), but I’m from the 60s.
 

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millie wink

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skipping the lectures is a great idea—it just turns people away from progressive potential even more. I never lecture, and I don’t even discuss unless someone’s clearly interested.

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Mark Laughlin

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Practice, but don’t preach.  I like it.
A novel I enjoyed that deals with these issues in a humorous way is How to be Good, by Nick Hornby. 
 

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