The Plastic Generation
Plastic toys are like an infestation of bats. You don't even notice them biting you in your sleep. They hide in corners and when you finally stumble across one—a brown lump of fur on the wall or between the sheets—you wonder how it got there. I wish my collection of plastic was so unintentional. A case of mistaken indulgence, perhaps.
For Christmas, my daughter received a Sleeping Beauty makeup desk from her grandparents. It is a three-foot tall, talking, singing, plastic atrocity. She loved it for a day, and now it sits in our basement, a sad leftover.
I could give it to someone else; let their daughter love it for a day. I could disassemble it, take out the screws and add them to the coffee tin of screws that also sits in the basement. That would leave a lot of PVC, the type of plastic most toys are made of. PVC is full of toxic chemicals and many people around the world are fighting to have it banned.
I could throw the plastic away and it could end up in the stomachs of baby birds, or in a landfill for my great-great-grandchildren to find; maybe they'll want to play with it. Or maybe it will end up in the ocean, floating like pink sprinkles on a blue cake. No wonder birds get confused.
How many of those makeup desks do you think sold in the United States during the Christmas holiday? Even if each one of them are re-gifted a hundred times, they are all, inevitably, going to the same place: the trash.
That leads me back to my first idea: giving it away. Of course, this does not guarantee that the next person won't throw it away, nor does it erase the responsibility I have in the possible end result: dead birds.
In 2010, there still is no way of recycling these plastic toys in Champaign-Urbana. The best we can do is to not buy them. There are plenty of wooden toys out there, some more appealing than others. There is no shame in giving your children used toys—or at least there shouldn't be. We must take responsibility for our own waste. Imagine the landfill in your own back yard. Would you want it to be full of plastic that will never decompose? I would certainly be taking my dog to the vet more often—he loves to eat plastic things.
There are many stores and agencies in Champaign-Urbana that accept and redistribute used toys, the most successful being those that give them away to the community. These agencies include Empty Tomb, Salt and Light, and some churches. The Crisis Nursery occasionally has a need for used toys also. Feel free to call for details.
Other local agencies accept used toys and then sell them, at very reasonable prices, back to the community. Such organizations include Goodwill and The Salvation Army. These agencies then sell the leftover toys to wholesale recycling companies or ship them to other store locations. Broken toys are thrown away, not because these agencies are wasteful, but because there is nothing else to do with them.
Garage sales and Craigslist are other good choices for getting rid of unused toys and redistributing them locally. But I think it's more important to start buying from, or shopping at, the above agencies, as opposed to letting your child pick from the shelves at Wal-Mart. This need children have for new toys is something they have learned from us. It's time to take responsibility for that and begin to change it.
Throw a party for your friends and have everyone bring toys that their kids no longer play with. Serve martinis and send people home with a designated driver and a trunk-full of "new" toys. Call or email toy manufacturers and tell them you want more wooden toys. When I called Disney Corporation to ask if they accepted their own toys for re-use, they transferred me ten times; no one had ever heard of such an absurd thing!
According to their website, the Walt Disney Company has big dreams, or possibly delusions, about its environmental responsibility:
Disney has a long-term vision of achieving zero waste. Meeting the goal will require minimizing waste, increasing and improving aggressive recycling and other disposal mitigation programs, and sourcing high-recycled content and highly recyclable products.
Before you get all warm and fuzzy about that, know that plastic toys cannot be recycled in Champaign-Urbana. And mailing these toys to the Walt Disney Company will do nothing but add to landfills. But maybe if enough people did that, Disney would get the point. I wonder what they mean by "long-term." Decades? Centuries?
The point is, no matter how many environmental awards these corporations receive, the responsibility is our own. If we weren't buying these toys, they wouldn't be making them. We can't be responsible for what other people do with their toys, or what they do with those that used to be ours, but we can control our buying habits—gifts from grandparents aside—and those of our children.
In 2007, Country Home magazine listed Champaign-Urbana as one of the "greenest" cities in the country. We didn't make it in the top 25 in 2008. But environmental responsibility isn't about votes, or tax hikes, or campaign slogans. It's about us and our children, and it is within our grasp to influence the next generation, and maybe even our own.

11 comments
Kyle Boots
It seems to me that companies like to enjoy the benefit of sounding like they’re trying to be “ecofriendly”, but when it comes down to it profit is king.
UrbanaJake
God this is boring.
A live webcam on Green Street would be better.
grammiesboyz
The other day I opened the toybox, a wonderland filled with several hundred dollars worth of plastic goodies and a few other odds and ends, for my visiting grandson. He pulled out a 6” piece of 1” diameter dowel rod left over from a woodworking project and a cardboard paper towel tube and happily spent his entire visit playing with them.
Terence90
I thought this piece had a nice amount of texture. THank you for not only writing about the problem, but lending solutions. UrbanaJake has no idea what he is talking about. Keep writing.
furniturebrad
Yeah, and I wonder how much debt was piled up buying all this consumer fodder to pass along to our kids and grandkids along with all this fantastic plastic toxic waste.
Deane Brinegar
There is a fine line between giving our kids “gifts” and “junk”. Junk is what we thought we needed as kids as opposed to what our children truly like and want. Gifts are what children truely chersih and remember later in life. So the next time you see a cool plastic dumptruck that sings and dances, try and step back and look at the situation what an unbaised eye and judge its inherent value—-junk or not junk? That is the hard question!
Jaye
Urbanajerk posted at 3:21. I didn’t know the elementary kids were home from school by then. That was a very clever comment for an 8 year old! Joni, your article was very well written and informative. I laughed my head off when I saw the pink “monstrosity” in the black & white park. Neat picture! (And keep writing!)
Ryan Gossett
I am the Supply and Donation Clerk for Cunningham Children’s Home and I would be happy to pick up any gently used toys (with the exception of stuffed animals) for kids of all ages. Just call 367-3728 Ext 201 to arrange a pick-up.
I agree with the article so much, my wife and I are expecting our first child any day now and I am already dreading the amount of toys that will be coming in. I also do not want my daughter to be fixated on a “brand” of any sort. We are not going to allow Baby Girl Gossett to watch any sort of TV or DVD until the age of 5. Our hope is that she will skip the whole Elmo or Dora stages and learns how to keep herself entertained without having to be glued to a screen.
Also, once she reaches the age where she begins to know about the concept of money, she will be given a set amount of money every month that will accumulate interest at a very high rate (enough for a small child to notice the increase). She will then be allowed to spend her money as she wishes, but if she buys “junk” she is out of luck. Our hope with this is she will learn about money and delaying gratification plus knowing that “her stuff” is actually her stuff and not stuff that dad bought her.
I got this idea from a book titled “First National Bank of Dad”. Great read.
Sorry for the length of this.
You mention the plastic trash floating in the ocean, and that’s actually the case right now. There are continent size plastic junk fields in gyres in the Pacific and Atlantic right now.
Also, thank you all for not feeding the trolls.
Joni
This is wonderful Ryan, thanks for the comment: “I am the Supply and Donation Clerk for Cunningham Children’s Home and I would be happy to pick up any gently used toys (with the exception of stuffed animals) for kids of all ages. Just call 367-3728 Ext 201 to arrange a pick-up.”
And thanks, Jason, for the link!
Ben
Relevant article, this should be noticed/discussed more often. But I will say the more important issue is our exhaling and plants inhaling. That is much more important and deadly and dangerous. Oh and soda manufacturing and farting. As long as we have the wealthiest people/major polluters on the planet wanting to tax the gas humans exhale, importing useless toxic crap for our kids will be okay.
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