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Krukid + Alcohol + “Friends” = Foolishness!

krukiddrunk1.jpgNew Year’s Eve proved to be a little harsh on local MC/rapper Edwin “Krukid” Ruyonga, who indisputably won the title of “Most Inebriated.” Our sources say that good ol’ Eddie, much like his “Barcrawl Anthem,” had only one purpose that night — to get “f*cked up.”

With an entourage of what seemed to be ten or eleven people, Kruk embarked on a tour of local area establishments, never missing an opportunity to have a shot of tequila or two with random fans for the night.

krukiddrunk2.jpgKrukid finally landed himself at a crowded gathering in downtown Champaign in time for the countdown to 2008. Shortly afterwards, he was seen closing his eyes and drifting off to an alcohol-induced dreamland. “Friends” of the rap star took advantage of the opportunity and had their way with…his face.
Our CU Siz! photographer snapped this quick shot of our lushed lyricist.

Ed. Note: This may or may not be the real E. Ruyonga.


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BrokeSmoker

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is that Corn Bread or Kamala the
Ugandan Giant

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represent, Matt.

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Yeah, I’d agree that Transporter Room 3 is the worst house venue I’ve ever seen.

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*slow. clap.* Still offering no threat of intelligence…. I know I said I thought you should just write this whole column yourself next year, Isaac, but now that you’ve gone and taken a “part deux” run at it, I’d like to modify my request: Best Music 2013,…

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Actually, it’s kind of nice, the quiet.  John Heoffleur’s engaging commentary/dialogue is sorely missed, however. In lieu of someone intelligent saying something, I’ve compiled a list of Honourable Mentions: BEST ROCK BAND: Take Care ::these gentlemen have four completely different sets at their disposal right now (which…

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What?  Echo! (Echo!) Where’s the dischord and dissent?

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That article almost looks like something out of The Onion

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Thanks! I’m looking forward to writing even more….

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Yay!  Love this!  Welcome to the family!

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that last photo’s a doozie, Chris.  good work.

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that city center house show was one of those life-affirming things.

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I also got to visit Big Grove Tavern during the soft open and definitely enjoyed the pork belly the most of all the dishes I sampled. The cheesy grits and the vinegary pickled vegetables were a perfect compliment to the rich pork belly.

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The Alan Partridge lookalike on the right in the first small photo has nothing to condescend to anyone about. AH HA!

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Snell and the little Hitlers of the neighborhood association need to chill out. Legitimate businesses should have the freedom to exist without having to endure the slings and arrows of ignorant and misguided opposition.

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represent, Matt.

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Yeah, I’d agree that Transporter Room 3 is the worst house venue I’ve ever seen.

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I think it’s neat that SP has turned rightward, now espousing a Tea Party-style frustration with government regulations & taxes.

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This makes me so sad.  (Happy to live in Urbana, though!)  Crave Truck has been a GREAT addition to the food choices in C-U, and it’d be a travesty to chase them away.  This town should be supporting small businesses.  I’m glad to hear that they’ll still…

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*slow. clap.* Still offering no threat of intelligence…. I know I said I thought you should just write this whole column yourself next year, Isaac, but now that you’ve gone and taken a “part deux” run at it, I’d like to modify my request: Best Music 2013,…

isaac arms avatar

Actually, it’s kind of nice, the quiet.  John Heoffleur’s engaging commentary/dialogue is sorely missed, however. In lieu of someone intelligent saying something, I’ve compiled a list of Honourable Mentions: BEST ROCK BAND: Take Care ::these gentlemen have four completely different sets at their disposal right now (which…

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What?  Echo! (Echo!) Where’s the dischord and dissent?

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This weekend will mark the first appearance of Kayla Brown’s Fire Doll Candle booth at the Market.  Check it:  http://www.facebook.com/firedollcandles

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And without bloodshed. Sounds like the Savoy trustees aren’t as narrow-minded as some of their whiny pants constituents. Do you think quack Snell is already planning an asinine counterattack or is he still laying low after those “threats” against his person?

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hey, if hair ain’t gon’ be over your head, my jokes may as well be.

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Okay, almost 24 hours later and I finally got Issac’s Summer joke. I’m an idiot.

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Excellent.  I am glad sometimes American dreams are encouraged, rather than stifled.

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Swap the dog for a fire pit and it sounds like you’re writing about my back yard. Very nice.

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funny, as your summer begins, another Summer ends.

Jason Brown avatar

@Dan - Wow. Unfortunately, I have to refrain from further comment due to a previous employment relationship. But with that brief context you might be able to imagine possible comments or responses I could have.

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