An educated person knows more than the Bible
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A few billboards around Champaign-Urbana have been telling us for the past couple months that "An Educated Person Knows the Bible." It is a message sponsored by the Bible Literacy Project and is apparently not so much an informational observation as a nationwide promotion of a textbook published in 2005 called The Bible and Its Influences.
I don't know all of the politics and agendas behind this campaign; perhaps fertile fodder for another article sometime. But the message at its face value has prompted me to reflect on some other things that an educated person (especially an educated religious person) should know, but often doesn't.
AN EDUCATED PERSON KNOWS THE RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
Knowing what other people — especially those with different beliefs than yours — think is an important part of being a responsible, educated, peaceful, and tolerant human being. Many of us religious folk need to stop condemning and converting others and start understanding and appreciating others. Maybe we could start by picking up a book on world religions and reading it, with a goal of trying to find similarities instead of differences. Or, if we really wanted to be educated, we could actually talk with someone of a different religion and ask them to explain it. Then we might accompany that person to their synagogue, mosque, church, shrine, or wherever it is they worship.
AN EDUCATED PERSON KNOWS NO PREJUDICE
Along with not condemning people of other religions, an educated person does not condemn people of other races, sexes, or sexual orientations. Most of us religious people have come a long way in the areas of racism and sexism. But we have yet to overcome homophobia. There is still a very strong gay-bashing mentality, especially among conservative evangelical Christians, so we sorely need more education in this area. For starters, try the article I wrote last year called, "What Does The Bible Really Say About Homosexuality?"
AN EDUCATED PERSON KNOWS THE LIMITATIONS OF ONE'S OWN RELIGION
Religious people could do something very useful with that critical attitude that we so often turn on other faiths. We could turn it on our own. We should be humble enough to acknowledge and accept the fact that not everything in our religion is perfect. Our sacred texts contain myths and mistakes. We need to be brave enough to step out of the comfort zone of what we were taught as children and not take everything literally. An educated person can distinguish between truth, myth, and fact.
AN EDUCATED PERSON KNOWW WHAT LITURGICAL SEASON IT IS
A lot of us may know that Mardi Gras (or Fat Tuesday) this year is February 24. But do we also know that it is the day of festivities that precedes the following day, Ash Wednesday, which in turn begins the Christian season of Lent? Many Christians are what are called C&E Christians, that is, they go to church only on Christmas and Easter. But even many of the us who do go to church every Sunday have little knowledge of the liturgical seasons and holy days that make our faith so rich. I blame a lot of this on the pastors who selfishly choose to preach on whatever they feel like instead of following a lectionary that is tied to the liturgical cycles. This is related to the bigger problem of pastors who decide first what they want to say, then use a concordance to find passages in the Bible that they can use (or twist) to support their biased opinions.
Know what liturgical season it is as well as what the lectionary readings are for Sunday. Then hold your pastor accountable to focus on that. It will give your worship services an intelligible continuity throughout the year as well as a communal bond with the rest of Christians throughout the world who haven't forsaken the aesthetics of liturgy.
AN EDUCATED PERSON KNOWS HOW TO READ MUSIC
I'm not sure how it's going in other religions, but in Christianity over the past couple decades we have created a generation of music illiterates. This is because many churches have done away with books that had both words and music and replaced them with words only on a big screen. Add to this the demise of general music classes in many of our schools and we now have a society of people who don't know a treble clef from a time signature. Maybe this is only the curmudgeonly old piano teacher speaking within me, but I do think it's sad.
AN EDUCATED PERSON KNOWS HUMILITY
There's an old joke that goes like this: when you get your bachelor's degree you think you know everything. Then, when you get your masters degree, you realize that you don't know anything. Finally, when you get your doctorate, you realize that nobody else knows anything either.
This is really the secret to a good education, isn't it? The problem with most of us, especially us religious folk, is that we're just too damn arrogant. If we could set aside our arrogance long enough to talk with and understand people of other faiths or with people of other sexual orientations or with anyone who is different from us, then maybe we could really, finally learn something. If we could set aside our stubbornness in believing our religion and our holy book is perfect and without errors, then maybe we could be worthy of saying that we are educated.
Or at the very least, wise.
19 comments
b
I agree with most of what the billboard says. I only need to add a couple words:
An educated person knows the Bible is fiction.
Woohoo!! Setting my owns feelings about organized religion aside, I think education could solve so so so many of our problems. Instead of fixing problems after they’ve already started we could nip them in the bud. Plus, some people would just be so much more pleasant to talk to. Everybody wins!! (Except evil people. Evil people don’t like education.)
I will agree with this op piece, its writer does come off as arrogant. The assumption that those who are biblical literate are blind to other religions is a generalization at best and elitist at worst. I support (and preach) that Christians should understand other religions. Best way to reach them is to understand them.
I’m with you on being able to read music (though I’m guilty of using the big screen).
I find it hilarious that the author of this op piece wants us pastors to go back to the traditions of Christianity and stop preaching what we “want,” but abandon other biblical principles that are rooted in the scriptures (e.g for your own fodder: its exclusive claims to truth). How about I stick to what the bible says? I’m sure your not for that…unless I use it to show others how wrong it is.
Pete
It would be helpful for someone preaching education to actually do little research before writing an article. But since, except for one or two writers, Smile Politely traffics almost exclusively in watered down platitudes of the sort seen here (e.g. “Many of us religious folk need to stop condemning and converting others and start understanding and appreciating others.”), I won’t hold my breath.
It’s hard to know where to start with this ill-informed article. Does the author know that accompanying “that person” to a his place of worship is not always an option? This sort of church-tourism is a uniquely American thing that is often frowned upon by people who take their religion seriously, and don’t want wide-eyed nonbelievers intruding on what they consider sacred.
As for talking to members of other religions as a means of education, let me tell you - it is overrated. People are either very informed or very uninformed. The former, unless they’re recruiting, usually don’t want to talk about faith with someone ignorant and the latter are no help at all (and sometimes worse than no help).
And are you kidding me with this Ash Wednesday thing? You’re suggesting that people who go to church every Sunday don’t know about Ash Wednesday? Just where is it you pretend to go to church?
Finally, the author fails to get remotely specific (not even telling us what books about world religions we should read) about any religion but Christianity. But he at least alludes to Judaism and Islam as some of the other “world religions.”
Can he not know that “the Bible” is a very imporant book in both of those major faith traditions? (The Old Testament for Jews and both Old and New for Muslims.) And that serious members of those religions are often entreated to get to know better their religious texts?
Damn, dude - practice what you preach. Read a book or two before writing.
Pete
Pete.
My name is Pete too.
Awesome.
Pete
My name is not really Pete. But I wish it was.
Very nice article Ryan. I know a sampling of one doesn’t tell us a whole lot, but I just asked my ultra Christian officemate that runs his church’s youth group with his wife when Ash Wednesday is and he had no idea. He certainly doesn’t pretend to go to church.
Pete #1, perhaps you should do some research before writing yourself. That way you wouldn’t confuse disagreeing with you with ignorance. Ryan is a student at a seminary and previously did a very nice series on many of the different churchs in the area. Despite what you may wish, ignorant he is not.
Pete
Oy vey, Cassie - haven’t you been embarrased enough in the comments section of SP? Please stop writing. Please - so that I can stop writing back. (You’ve proven time and again that a sampling of one can actually tell us a great deal.)
But, to your “point”:
You’re telling us your “ultra Christian,” church-going cubicle mate has “no idea” when Ash Wednesday is? No idea? Really?
Then what is it you think makes him an “ultra” Christian? He sounds like a fairly mediocre Christian to me. In fact, he sounds like someone making the billboard’s point for it - that guy needs to do some reading. And before he approaches someone else’s religion, he needs to get with his.
And, as you’ve now betrayed, that’s our young seminarian’s real example, right? Ryan is actually studying his own religion (and, I presume, reading the Bible) before he imposes himself on others.
So maybe the billboards are more clearly in line with his philosophy than he at once thought. Hmm. It sounds like a couple of people haven’t thought things through.
Of course, what do I know. I didn’t think literate adults needed to be told that Mardi Gras means Fat Tuesday, either.
Pete #1 -
Awesome, indeed.
Word.
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Roland
Geez, Pete, calm down. Jesus wants you to be nice to other people.
Pete
Roland: I’m not excited.
And what makes you think I’m pro-Christian? I’ve demonstrated only that I’m anti-dumb people.
Roland
Jesus wants you to be nice whether or not you are Christian.
And don’t sell yourself short. You are more than just anti-dumb people. You seem to be anti people in general.
Pete
You make two sound points, Roland. I can’t argue with either one.
Truth
I bet half (probably way more) of the people that pass that billboard beleive 9-11 was carried out by “al-qaeda” or religious extremists. Recently I have seen countless articles or mention of “American taliban,” or “white al-qaeda” (if you don’t beleive me just ask and I’ll post tons of examples). There are gov. “terror” and “no-fly” list millions long. Facebook just had to retract its policies b/c folks just wouldn’t stand for complete and total disrespect of privacy. Warrentless wiretapping is legal and has been supported by our current president. The world is in complete economic dissaray and the same people that caused it are providing the solutions. And a billboard floating in the sky says you are dumb if you don’t know the bible, while the writer says yer dumb if you don’t know all the Bibles. But I think yer dumb if you don’t know the words of a man actually still living - Ladies and Gentlemen We’re Floating in Space -
It seems to me that someone who feels that “except for one or two writers, Smile Politely traffics almost exclusively in watered down platitudes of the sort seen here” would have better things to do with his time than write so many comments on the site.
My dad’s name is Pete. Actually, his name is Paul but everybody calls him Pete. My name is Paul, too, but everybody calls me Greg.
George Bush was the culmination of a destroyed Christianity. The evangelical fundamentalist movement, the political/Christian mess that produced people like Monica Goodling and conflated the Republican Party with godliness, is the Antichrist.
I went to church three times a week till I left home at 18. I’m glad for being exposed to the literature of the Bible. But Jesus isn’t magic. People should read and think.
some dude
While I probably wouldn’t agree with the ultimate purpose of this billboard, the statement is true, and is not exclusive. While the bible may contain some historical fiction, understanding its meaning is essential to understanding history and morality. I would also read the Q’uran, and the reflections of philosphers and writers like Liebniz, Tolstoy, Solzhenitsyn, etc. to get the essential point – Abrahamic religions place moral law above man’s law. Hinduism, talmudic Judaism and other esoteric doctrines are the reverse, which is why they lead to communism, nazism, zionism, genocide.
The whole hipster-slacker-worldly viewpoint has a name – Sophistry. It is possible to understand the will of God, to define good and evil and live accordingly. I’m not a “Christian” but Christians are not necessarily intolerant and uneducated as you might like to believe. At their best, they are acting on what they feel is a moral responsibility to fight moral relativism and the decay of society.
Hello, Pete #1.
You make some good points, but you’re kind of a dick.
It’s easy to just post anyonymously on a message board and tear people down.
Smile Politely is always looking for new writers. Put your money where your mouth is, per chance?
Jim
I couldn’t care less about religion, but comment-happy cranks (with bonus personal attacks!) like Pete #1 keep the site-traffic flowing. IMO!
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