Mega play place
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Way out on the southwest outskirts of town, in the middle of farm fields ripe for upscale development, an immense structure has arisen that has attracted the attention of quite a few folks around here, most notably those folks with young children. Why? Because within it's cavernous walls lies a veritable "neverland"-esque indoor play-space that is free, open to the public, and conveniently located just off the new Windsor Road highway exit.
When parents enter this space for the first time, they tell me they are amazed at the state-of-the-art walking track, playground, and picnic area. Indeed, the entire facility is brightly decorated to resemble something along the lines of Disney's main street, complete with a real-life fire engine and fluffy clouds dangling from the ceiling.
No, this isn't a new Chucky Cheese big-box restaurant or a creatively-inspired park district facility or even the controversial new YMCA building. This is the First Christian Church, an institution "committed to glorifying God by helping people surrender to Jesus and become more like Him."
The First Christian Church's website gives the following history and description of this facility:
The first part of the Family Life Center (Phase II) was completed in February 2007. This building is home to the Oasis Student Center for Jr. High and [high school] ministries. It includes a large space for worship, as well as breakout rooms, booths, and a snack bar complete with a soda fountain. In addition, it includes a mezzanine level with video and arcade games, ping pong, foosball, pool, and air hockey. The Family Life Center also provides space for the elementary children's programs. The space includes a large room for group worship, and several classrooms to breakup into age-specific groups.
The highlight of the Family Center is the indoor playground and the walking track which surrounds it. The playground and track are currently open for public use, as well as used by FCC families. The setting provides unique opportunities to introduce the community to FCC and bring them to the FCC Campus.
Certainly, judged by the number of birthday parties my kids are attending there, the community has not only been introduced to FCC, but is beginning to flock there in droves. Seniors, moms pushing strollers, and joggers are driving out for their daily workouts, playgroups and playdates are jumping around on the equipment, spinning on the merry-go-round and running to and from the family-friendly restrooms.
Evidently, the church has, not surprisingly, experienced a surge of families attending services. Parents check-in their children for the populous Sunday school via computer kiosks, and the kids enter their grade (and sometime gender) appropriate rooms behind brightly painted walls depicting toy or candy stores, cinemas, garden tea shops, and the like.
It certainly seems like the leadership of the First Christian Church (all 14 of them, elders and pastors alike, are men, incidentally) has figured it all out: how to reach out to the community, attract new worshippers, and get a congregation excited about being in church.
Yet, when I stand in the doorway of this amazing facility, something isn't quite right, something in the way such an enticing environment might mask the real reasons humans seek out spiritual meaning. Or perhaps I think about how much money such a facility must have cost and how a faith-based organization might have spent the money otherwise to really make a difference for those less fortunate. Or perhaps it's the Sunday school rooms painted like candy shops, baiting children into religious life like the kidnapper in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
I'm not sure really sure where to begin to really pin down my reservations, but I do know that such a consumerist approach to religious recruitment is an affront to my conviction that people have a free will and can make reasonable choices on their own, without the carrot dangling in front of them all the time. And believe me, with its coffee shop, arcade games, and pop music, this church is one big carrot.
Many in the world of religion have studied the megachurch phenomenon. There are many books available on the topic as well as research done by the Hartford Institute for Religion Research. But the critics and proponents agree on one thing: Megachurches are a defining trend in our society today. Researcher Jennifer Coswell noted:
While small church buildings with 'For Sale' signs are increasingly becoming a part of the local landscape, megachurches, with their modern architecture and mammoth campuses, are starting to pop up across the country.
Megachurches ... offer food courts, gymnasiums, pools, rock-climbing walls, and movie theaters. By offering so many services, these churches have created a one-stop-shop atmosphere. Parents can drop off their children for weekly youth activities, grab a mocha, exercise, and fix their marriage, all in one place. This system seems to take the mysticism out of spirituality by commodifying the religious experience in such a way as to cater to mainstream culture. ...
Another researcher, Alan Wolfe, a professor of political science at Boston College, describes the megachurch phenomenon in his book The Transformation of American Religion: How We Actually Live Our Faith. He writes, "American faith has met American culture — and American culture has triumphed."
Perhaps this is why I'm tentative to embrace what is becoming an unofficial winter community center for our area, in spite of its positive spins. There is simply something about the "selling" of religious experience that is unsettling. When churches become more like big businesses and ministers more like CEOs, doing market studies, finding revenue for expansions, teasing out consumers by offering them a simulacrum (or a superficial copy) of community, then you can count me out. Perhaps there is true community behind the facades of FCC's idealized Main Street, and I'd be glad if others do indeed find that togetherness, but the means to achieve this end are for me, not altogether holy.
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It’s the end of the world, clearly. BTW, is this supposed to be under the Chuang-tse Meets Jesus column heading? Has it become an open religious column for Smile Politely? Does this mean I’m getting a cut in pay?
My bad—Chuang and From are next to each other in the column list. All fixed now, so further commenters will have no idea what we are talking about.
Actually, I kind of liked the idea of sharing the space. And it has turned me on to Brenda’s column. I find the whole megachurch thing depressing. I have yet to be convinced that the fundamentalist evangelical Christian movement is not the Antichrist.
jane boxall
love your writing, Brenda - keep em coming!
coda916
If you haven’t been in this place yet, I gotta say there isn’t a better place to take your kids on a rainy day (next to the Champaign Public Library). And its FREE! The Vineyard in Urbana has a really good lunch menu that’s cheap too if you’re hungry…
You know, taken out of this context, you wouldn’t know if coda’s comment was about churches or malls. The Disneyfication of anything makes me reel in horror. But maybe I’m being too hard or these places. I guess it’s good if churches can play more of a role in people’s real lives. However, I can’t help fearing that the people running these things are less interested in making the world a better place and more interested in getting as many followers as possible… and the status, power and money that comes with such things.
Brenda, could you just go and write for The New Yorker, or The Atlantic already?
You’re making the rest of us look bad.
brenda koenig
OK, I’ll try for a self-serving fluff-piece next time. My apologies!
That’s better.
This is the column of the year. If there’s any of those journalism award thingies to which editorial boards submit pieces for consideration, this is the one.
Objectively (clarity, style, cleverness) this is The Enchilada.
My two cents, subjectively: It’s advertising. Advertising pays for free television. It subsidizes newspapers. It pays (some) bills for websites.
In my fluff piece for tomorrow, I’ll condemn Walter Isaacson for seeking an internet surcharge.
Pastor Michael Jenkins
Listen, I minister to a poor community. The members in my church are poor and I understand how important it is to help the poor. But none of us have any right to judge how another servant of God donates their money to build His kingdom. For goodness sakes, they are providing a free indoor park to the community. How many tax dollars does the city of Champaign spend on their hundreds of parks when hundreds of kids go hungry? I dare you to try to take park money from Urbana, a progressive nest to say the least. Furthermore, does anyone have the right to speak about the workings of a church from just a superficial walk in the park? By building this park and drawing in such a huge number of people, they have far more resources to direct towards the poor—to the down trotted.
Truth
Pastor, you can believe the earth is flat or dinosuar skeletons are just big dogs for all I care. Free will. Anyways, is there any extra tube slides for the children of iraqi parents that have died while we’ve been over there? What about in Gaza? All this does is facilitate financial and ideological slavery plain and simple.
Pastor Michael Jenkins
Sorry. That’s a gov. issue…not a church issue.
Down Trotters are the subject of Jamie Newell’s next column.
Pastor Michael Jenkins
i see that…sorry
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I don’t think Mr. Jenkins will get that one Rob, but I enjoyed it.
Pastor,
I think what Brenda has a problem with is that now that the secularization of America has become a real threat, ministries have decided it is no longer enough to draw a “flock” with the teachings of Jesus [of Nazareth]. Instead they are doing exactly what McDonald’s did to draw in customers: provide environment and entertainment to supplement the product being sold. Jesus is the Happy Meal...
Well, I agree here Fender, except, I don’t think Jesus is the Happy Meal. I think Jesus, remains, the original vision of Ray Kroc, if we’re going to go with the McD’s metaphor. It’s the playland and the coffeebar and the HD TV’s and the ski trips for youth groups: those are the Happy Meals.
Ray Kroc honestly wanted people to enjoy a good and affordable burger. He was a stickler for cleanliness, and the original McD’s cooked to order. He needed for it to be that way because he wanted to insure a good product. After he was long gone, that is when shit went crazy.
Same thing here. Jesus didn’t intend for this type of function, I believe.
In the end, I think that a playland for people to bring their children to isn’t much of a problem. In fact, there is enough shit going on in the world, that despite my distaste for something like this, I can’t justify getting angry about it, when there are, like Truth mentioned, no playgrounds for Iraqi children to feel safe at.
If you don’t like it, don’t go. Simple.
What I don’t like is the fact that places like First Christian and Vineyard and whatnot do is often water down their sermons to either appeal to the lowest common denominator (i.e. masses) or use the pulpit as a place to fundraise for the extravagant buildings and facilities that they’ve taken out mortgages on. It’s weak, to me. There are some serious things to discuss, and most Sundays, people get half-assed theology with weak messages and outdated understandings of biblical history. Two men can’t hold hands in most churches. That shit’s bananas, yo!
But, man. Hard to argue the good that comes out of places like this too. I know of very few places in C-U where hungry people can go get food, or where people without clothes can pick them up free of charge. Churches provide facilities like these, too, and we should be careful not to look past them.
I could never attend a church like this one. But members of family do, and while I do not agree with them on many points, I can’t really say that I find their choices to be reprehensible. After all, they are just trying to find good things in others. They just happen to have a cup of non-fair trade coffee in their hands while they are doing it. C’est la vie.
Truth
Hey iraqi kid with no arm, our gov. did this to you, so yer their problem now. Just google Clergy Response Teams and see how FEMA recruits pastors to “quell dissent.” Hopefully we can make this a “pastor issue” so we can stop it before it spreads.
dang, and i thought seth WAS the vineyard.
my dad became a missouri synod lutheran so he could be all biblical. now thye have him working 5 days a week for the less fortunate.
he just turned 76. he can use the exercise.
Pastor Michael Jenkins
Sethfien,
A water downed message and preaching/teaching the superficial and meaningless is a different argument. I’ve been to a few of these megas, and I agree with you. It’s a concert. I was addressing what you wrote in support of. These megas do a lot of good things for their community. Something Jesus would support. I find it distasteful (truth) to ignore the good a person does with their money by pointing out all the bad things that they didn’t spend their money on.
Pastor Michael Jenkins
robmccolley,
I’ts “they” right? :)
Pastor Pwn!
Don
Jesus, this is interesting.
[plants tongue in/turns other cheek]
coda916
Great opinion piece, Brenda. 22 comments, woot woot! I know you meant Curtis Road exit…
I do think we get a little paranoid about things like this…I mean, “ideological slavery”, “Disneyfication”, and “Jesus is a Happy Meal?” And Truth projecting his/her opposition to US foreign policy on a church playground? I hate the war in Iraq and our un-yielding support of Isreal as much as the next guy but I’m not going to take it out on the children’s nursery at St. Matthew…
I wonder what people thought the “motives” were of YMCA at it’s inception…heck, maybe James Naismith invented the game of basketball in a sinister plot to proselytize young men in Springfield, MA…
If you really want to know their motives just visit fcc-online.org and read them. Now I know what your thinking, “Jesus didn’t have a fancy website!” but if he did you know the Romans would have shut that thing down in a Hebrew hearbeat…
All pastors are male and white. All but one woman are secretarial and related to child care. The precepts state belief in inerrant and literal Bible. But who translates and determines the “literal” meaning? (See first sentence.) Not a lot of cultural or racial diversity that I can see. Just saying…
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Okay, almost 24 hours later and I finally got Issac’s Summer joke. I’m an idiot.
Swap the dog for a fire pit and it sounds like you’re writing about my back yard. Very nice.

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